Java never die

Third. It is known that the key to survival is the reproduction. And I can tell you, programmers reproduce themselves! We are in the office for 80 staff  already have about 60 children. Many have two, some three. This is because the average programmer comfortable and confident all feels in the “close to PC” state. He sticks out in the late work, but when it comes home, then returns to the comfortable position. In this time, his wife goes crazy of neglect and boredom. The first year she hopes that everything will change, the second – she scandals, the third spits, gave birth and begins to entertain her own child. For programmer the child is virtually the only way to make sure that his wife was relatively satisfied, and leaves him in peace. It took her  a year or two and then starts the second and so on, thank goodness, he earns enough.
Overall, while steep dominant males fight in passions, boozes and intrigues, programmers quietly doing their job. Guess whose children the result will be more?

And fourthly, the programmers have an enviable psychological resistance. If programmer survives university studying   he almost invulnerable in psychological terms. In fact, that programmers perceive and construct life as an algorithm branches of possible variations. Their world is stable and simple, and objective reality are interested poorly. Yesterday, two officers asked me: “Mash (Mary) why everybody speaks about crisis, tell, huh? “Yesterday!  This is not a programmer fears of serious life-doubt and no surprises occur. As they have for the most part completely lack of skills of reflection (as psychological not programmatic term ;o)), therefore, even of their complexes, they do not perceive. That discomfort and uncertainty that they may experience in the real world, are they on the “inarticulate feelings” and received no development, just ignored. Sustainability adds them to a fact that most programmers really love their work and receive from it a moral satisfaction. They are creators! What percentage of other people may boast the same? That is. In doing so, they do not need to sniff coke and carouse nights as actors and musicians. In short, while the rest of the world in vain worn on psychoanalyst, and plump of incomprehensible anguish, programmers feel themselves in order.

And if the form has unrestricted access to the benefits of good breed and not prone to suicide, is there anything that can prevent it displace other forms, and to seize world domination? And I’m talking about the same.

The only vulnerability of programmers – it is their very low ability to unite and interact. Defensive bunch, they do not able, because they have problems with communication, and each of them considers itself smarter. From this self-programmer system is not effective in more self-reliant, committed, and not resistant to external influences. Simply put, if a bunch of programmers to leave for some time without supervision (read without control), they very quickly sliding into production a fun gismo for themselves. As rule, these gismo other people are not interested, so programmers no longer get for  them money. Accordingly, programmers are dying of hunger. But in this case, the programmers also have a regulatory framework: Manager. They are the most terrible enemy, and the only one. On the one hand, he makes them do what they are not interested in, decreasing their sense of God, but on the other – it ensures their survival, while maintaining demand for the product, so they tolerate it. In fact, the manager the same bond survival for  programmer, as a farmer for wheat: culture need to be cultivated, lest it run wild.

Therefore, if in the pile of programmers appears the manager, they became invincible!